01
Jun

What they really mean

Posted by Dominic

i have been looking up online what men/women really mean when they say stuff to their partners and below i have made a list of my top 10:

Women
Q – Sure go ahead
A – I don’t want to

Q – Be romantic turn out the lights
A – I have flabby thighs

Q – How much do you love me
A – i did something today you really wont like

Q – Is my bum fat
A – tell me i am beautiful

Q – We need to talk
A – i need to complain

Men
Q – Nice dress
A – nice cleavage

Q – Anyone want to go and eat?
A – i want to go and eat

Q – Whats wrong
A – i dont see why you are making such a big deal of this

Q – Im bored
A – do you want to have sex

Q – Sure i will go and see that play
A – i will go because you will make my life miserable if i don’t

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