20
May

It’s not easy to stop attracting idiots!

Posted by Mia

Recently, I’ve been doing a little thinking, and I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m going to be a spinster with about 10 cats all my life, because all I seem to attract are complete and utter tools!

Seriously, every time I go out there’s some arrogant chancer trying it on- NOTE: slapping my arse and coming out with some Godawful chat up line is NOT gonna get you anywhere!

Every single guy I’ve had the misfortune of dating has turned out to be a complete and utter tosser- without exception!!!. This is why I’ve decided I’m not putting up with this anymore!

From liars to cheats to egotistical losers who think they’re something they’re not, I’ve had it all, but I’m seriously putting my foot down from now on!

So, unless you’ve got a decent personality, no issues, a nice smooth 6 pack and, most importantly, a big wallet- DON’T BOTHER!!!!

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