How to bag youself a ‘baller
Posted by Dominic
These days, WAGS are the new A-listers, and with their fab collections of shoes and handbags it’s not exactly difficult to see why.
Although they might not want to admit it, what woman wouldn’t want to be given free rein on a footballers credit card- with days spent shopping in designer boutiques and sipping on champagne- rather than being sat in a boring office with just the lecherous geek from accounts for company!
Capturing the attention of a footballer isn’t exactly rocket science either- you just need to follow a few simple steps!
1) Find the shortest skirt and highest heels possible
This is the best ways to catch any man’s attention- and any girl that goes out in trousers or jeans needs a good slap in my opinion! In fact, the bouncers should refuse to let them in the club!
2) Big hair big lashes
It’s all about getting the most attention, so arm yourself with the biggest backcombed hair extensions possible, and for the ultimate false eyelashes, I layer on 2 pairs together.
3) Bling
No wannabe WAG is complete without a bit of bling, and if you’re going out with just a simple pair of stud earrings on you really are asking to be ignored!
4) Confidence
Footballers are known for being arrogant pricks, so give it your best strut in those 7 inch platforms and show them that you mean business!
You should be now on your way to that free champagne, free Louboutins and a cheat on your arm (which is a small price to pay by anyone’s standards!!)
RESULT!!!!!!!!