Everyone has a disastrous date tale to tell!
Posted by Mia
Unless you’re totally offensive on the eye, you’re sure to have at least one funny or cringe-worthy date story to tell!
Dates usually tend to go one of two ways- amazingly well or hideously wrong!! I’ve had my fair share of both types, and when it goes wrong it’s not good…
One of my most recent dates was with a gym addict who did a bit of modelling, so it’s fair to say he was HOT HOT HOT! We went for a few drinks in Panacea Alderley, although the whole time we were there he had vile older women chatting him up every time I went to powder my nose or for another champagne cocktail!
I found it funny to start off with, then it was just downright annoying and disrespectful, so I told the last chubby old hag who tried her luck where to go- needless to say that was the end of that situation!!
In addition to this, he spent the entire night pouting and posing at himself in the mirror! I know I can’t talk, but these guy took self-admiration to a whole new level! Why would I want a guy who hogs my mirror space?!
He still texts me to this day asking me to go out with him again- but it’s just NOT HAPPENING!!